Downington Fall Festival
Sep
30
11:00 AM11:00

Downington Fall Festival

It's just like harvest time in the old days, except with fried ice cream and a biergarten.

Unless... did people have those back in the day? I wanna say no but ever since I learned Billy Murray was almost cast as the original Batman it's hard to take anything for granted anymore.

Check here for more info (about the Fall Fest, not Batman):    http://www.downingtownfallfest.com/

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Oct
11
11:00 AM11:00

Navy Yard Lunch Truck Lineup

  • Intrepid Avenue Philadelphia, PA, 19112 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

We'll be serving up lunch at the Navy Yard again. This is going to be one of our last events of the season so you better make it out. I don't want to hear anyone crying about how lame un-fried ice cream is once November rolls around.

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East Falls Beer Garden
Oct
18
6:00 PM18:00

East Falls Beer Garden

  • 4100 Ridge Avenue Philadelphia, PA, 19129 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/1410250769822453/?event_time_id=1410250793155784

It's the last #UnderTheTwinBridges beer garden of the season. Thank Bowie's ghost it's gonna be October. Let's be real, we all know fall is the best season, especially because I'm typing this in July and it's hotter than my browser history outside right now. 

Like that? Literally took me half an hour to think of that joke. 

 

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Oct
20
2:00 PM14:00

Broken Goblet's Hoppy Halloween Beerfest

Check here to buy tickets: https://www.facebook.com/events/696358124056816/

It’s our last event of the season and we’re going out in style! There are going to be 30+ breweries serving up local craft beers all afternoon, plus a special halloween menu from yours truly. It’s gonna be spooktacular so grab a costume and buy a ticket because you dont want to miss this.

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WBF Festival
Sep
22
12:00 PM12:00

WBF Festival

  • Limerick Community Park Royersford, Pennsylvania 19468 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info and tickets: https://www.facebook.com/events/124477538355173/

HELLLLOOOOO LIMERICK COMMUNITY PARK!!! ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK?!!!!!

FYI- "WBF" stands for "Wine Beer & Food" which seems pretty obvious, but guess who has two thumbs and honestly couldn't figure it out until he saw it spelled out on the facebook event.

-This guy

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The Ghostly Circus- Laurel Hill Cemetery
Aug
10
7:00 PM19:00

The Ghostly Circus- Laurel Hill Cemetery

Check Laurel Hill's website for more info:             https://thelaurelhillcemetery.org/events/ghostly-circus

I'm not exactly sure what this is, someone just said "Ghost" and "Circus" in the same sentence so I immediately agreed. We're gonna have some SPOOKY specials for the night so you definitely don't want to miss out on all the chills, thrills, and ice cream spills!

(Don't actually spill your ice cream, I just couldn't think of any other rhymes.)

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Manayunk Stroll The Street
Aug
2
5:00 PM17:00

Manayunk Stroll The Street

  • Main st Manayunk, PA United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info - http://manayunk.com/news-and-events/events/stroll-the-street.html

Our second night at Manayunk's Stroll The Street series! As far as sequels go I promise this will be more of a "Terminator 2" and less of an "Indian Jones Temple of Doom". I mean, it was pretty radical when that dude tore out a guy's heart with his bare hands, but I think we can all agree it wasn't Spielberg's best moment.....

KALI MA!!!!! 

 

 

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Swedesboro Food Truck Thursdays
Jul
26
5:00 PM17:00

Swedesboro Food Truck Thursdays

Check here for more info: http://www.historicswedesboro.com/events/food-truck-thursdays/

Fried ice cream in the middle of the week? No it's not your birthday, it's Swedesboro Food Truck Thursday! 

Well, I'm sure it's someone's birthday somewhere. Whoever they are they better be eating some fried ice cream or else that is one sad excuse for a birthday party. 

Sad, sad indeed.

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East Falls Beer Garden
Jul
19
6:00 PM18:00

East Falls Beer Garden

  • 4100 Ridge Avenue Philadelphia, PA, 19129 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/1410250769822453/?event_time_id=1410250779822452

Join us under the twin bridges in East Falls for an awesome night of beers, gardens, and fried ice cream! This is the first of three appearances we'll be making at the East Falls Beer Garden this year. Come to all three and get a free sundae! (I'm not making punch cars or anything though, so you'll have to figure out prove it somehow. Good luck, I have a TERRIBLE memory.)

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Easton Heritage day
Jul
8
2:00 PM14:00

Easton Heritage day

  • Riverside Park Easton, PA United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

check here for more info: http://heritageday.org/

Come for the history, stay for the fried ice cream! We're gonna be getting patriotic all over the place at this one. We're gonna have redcoats, bluecoats, turncoats- all the coats! It's our first trip up to Easton so we're super psyched. (they say the fireworks are for independence day but we know they're really for us)

 

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Molestice 2018
Jun
23
12:00 PM12:00

Molestice 2018

  • 100 North Mole Street Philadelphia, PA, 19102 United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info and FREE tickets:                              https://www.eventbrite.com/e/molestice-2018-tickets-44846846124

It's the annual Mole Street Block party/Music Festival! It's basically just a day long party, and you know how much we like to party. Let's be honest, other than ice cream it's basically the only thing we're good at.

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Manayunk Stroll The Street
Jun
14
5:00 PM17:00

Manayunk Stroll The Street

Check here for more info - http://manayunk.com/news-and-events/events/stroll-the-street.html

Here's some advice for all the men out there:

Listen up you gross hairy bag of farts -

1- First things first, on June 14 Thursday night you're gonna surprise your lady with a bouquet of flowers when she gets home from work.

2-Before she even has a chance to thank you you're gonna ask her to put on a nice dress because you're taking her to that fancy restaurant she likes so much on Main Street in Manayunk.

3-You order her whatever she wants, and during dinner you put the napkin on your lap and you chew with your mouth CLOSED like a freakin' gentleman.

4- When the waitress asks you if you want dessert you chuckle to yourself and POLITELY say "no thanks"

5 - Then you bring your Goddess of a significant other to the Moon Dawg Sundaes tent where you buy her a fried ice cream so delicious she almost forgets about the centuries of patriarchy and oppression she has felt simply for being the smarter, more beautiful gender.

6- Tell all your buddies to do the same then repeat until we live in a better, happier society. 

You're welcome.

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Westfield Street Fair and Craft Show
Jun
9
11:00 AM11:00

Westfield Street Fair and Craft Show

  • Downtown Westfield Westfield, NJ 07090 (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/162148407734447/

Ok, I've been typing snarky event descriptions all morning and I'm tired of trying to be clever so here's just a list of all the stupid questions I get asked about fried ice cream.

Q- Do you really fry the ice cream?                                                                                                A- No, these heavy cumbersome deep fryers I paid a bunch of money for and have to lug around everywhere are just for show.

Q- What's with the captain's hats?                                                                                              A- It's like a company uniform, except more fun and unlike you're boring clothes it actually makes me look good

Q-What's the difference between a "S'more" and an "Astro-S'more"?                                      A- About seven bucks

Q- Why don't you sell tater-tots?                                                                                                A- GO AWAY I HATE YOU

 

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West Chester Super Sunday
Jun
3
11:00 AM11:00

West Chester Super Sunday

  • Downtown West Chester on Gay Street between Matlack and Darlington Streets West Chester, PA (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

More info here: http://www.west-chester.com/440/Super-Sunday

Games? Zip Lines? a VARIETY of moon bounces? WHO CARE ABOUT ICE CREAM?!! WOOHOO!!!!

Seriously, this thing looks pretty fun. Apologies in advance for whatever kid gets fried ice cream all over the inside of the moon bounce.

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Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby
May
19
12:00 PM12:00

Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby

  • Trenton Avenue Philadelphia, PA United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

See more info here: http://kensingtonkineticarts.org/ 

Hometown event! We're based in Kensington so it's awesome we finally get to sell some ice cream to the neighborhood. Now I'm gonna be in an old fashioned, "time to meet the neighbors" kind of mood so i'm expecting Jello molds and casseroles from everyone. 

Discounts for Derby racers and event workers!

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Night Market Burholme
May
17
6:00 PM18:00

Night Market Burholme

  • Rising Sun Avenue from Cottman Ave. to Tyson Ave. Philadelphia, PA United States (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Check here for more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/170002133659464/

Come witness our triumphant return to the Philadelphia Food Trust's annual Night Market series! I'm pretty sure we're still the only fried ice cream vendor who comes to these, and if not then excuse me because I have someone's tent to go light on fire.

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